Ted Cruz Voted #1 in New York Poll
(New York, NY) – Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), was recently voted #1 in a poll published by the New York Courier. The newspaper conducted the poll after Cruz’ recent visit to Yankee Stadium. “We’re not quite sure how we feel about this award,” said a Cruz spokesperson from the Senator’s office in Cancun. “The Senator may respond via Twitter when he sobers up.”